I have become a fan of Steven Seagal, Law Man on A&E. Seriously. It's worth a few minutes of your time. Because a few minutes are all you should need to see the former action hero become winded as he "chases" suspects in Jefferson Parish, Louisiana.
Typically, after having been caught by Seagal, the alleged criminals will exclaim, "Holy shit, you're Steven Seagal. My mom loves your movies. Can I get your autograph? She would love it." Then Seagal goes aw shucks and unfortunately doesn't destroy them for the lack of respect due a hero of his stature.
At this point, you may be thinking, what the fuck are you talking about? Here's the sixty second version to help you understand: Steven Seagal is cop. For real. And he has been a cop for the past twenty years. Pretty much the entire time he has been a bad-ass action hero. Don't believe me? Fine. It's what Steven Seagal says. Don't believe him? Fine. He's a seventh degree black belt.
Anyhow, as bad-ass as Seagal is when he arrests fools on Law Man, he never quite approaches the level he reaches in his movie Kill Switch. Don't believe me? Fine. Watch for yourself. Note, the clip below is the scene as Seagal intended, not as those pussies at the studio made him release it.
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